Major University Announcement

Given the sighting of airplanes (air craft which can be found at your local airport [structures which house air line craft]) the entirety of the world can be one which is written as being ruled and governed strictly by toilet manners. Considering this, the university, then, is definitively announcing the presence of murder and wrongful killing as being activity which is to be made apparent to all persons who engage its libraries, until it is that all matters regarding such have been dealt with to the correct and appropriate degree of proper address. Further development will not be impeded, but there is no ruling or governing human authority that actually holds genuine authority over any other human being in this matter, so action will be relegated to humanitarian ethics. The entirety of the service populous (from those who are uniquely qualified as lethal service personnel to those who may be viewed as persons who have been 'elected' to certain positions) is one which is to be relegated to the formally understood manner of conduction guided by the principle of not placing any body part upon another human being unless it is appropriate and proper within set and setting. The general plans for university development moving forward can be found below.

Fundamental Philosophy University Departments

• Medicine
• Law
• Education
• Science
• Technology
• Engineering
• Mathematics
• Art
• Business

Fundamental Philosophy Resources

• Land
• Water
• Air
• Food
• Water
• Shelter
• People
• Animals

Fundamental Philosophy University Athletics

• Toilet Etiquette, the Signature Sport of Fundamental Philosophy University - The athletic endeavor of courting the world and its human population by how clean, neat, correct, and effective one can be within a restroom and/or bathroom setting. The university's signature style of combat in Toilet Etiquette is Non-Violent Humanist Barbarianism.
• Walking

*The champions of the world famous barbaric sport of Toilet Etiquette are gifted with some of the most rewarding reputations in academia. The winner's circles of Toilet Etiquette can be found at your local airport where persons who have conducted their warfare correctly can be allowed furthered access to the world by the awarding conducted at different airlines.

It is important to remember that airplanes don't leave the ground, so as a victor (and even world champion more so) one will know that they have won the warfare of Toilet Etiquette when the flight crews operating the aircraft invite one to the different rewards the airlines have to offer. If one is on a flight and it "leaves the ground" or "takes off", it means they have fallen asleep into the dream of 'murder' and surgery is being conducted on them wherein the ancient sport of Toilet Etiquette comes to be a sport of true athletic worth and applicability.

Contingent upon how non-violent one is, the crews will accept victors who have shown true virtue and merit by the principles of non-violence (How well do you practice the discipline of no blood shed?). 

Contingent upon how human one is, crews will accept victors who have shown true virtue and merit by the principles of humanism (How well do you incorporate the existence of humanity into your life and actions?).

Contingent upon how barbaric one is, crews will accept victors who have shown true barbarianism with by corresponding reflections of one's barbaric activity in toilet etiquette.

Toilet Etiquette! The Battlefield of Champions! Faith. Abstinence. Sacrifice. Truth. Hallelujah to the Lord God Almighty Most High!